In a week it'll be time to get rid of your uneeded drugs. Are you excited?

https://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/drug_disposal/takeback/

To find the location nearest you click below.
https://apps.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/SEARCH-NTBI

Time to import physicians.

http://news.aha.org/article/170411-senators-introduce-bill-to-extend-access-to-physicians-in-underserved-areas#.WO_jddjzUdM.twitter

Bats in the belfry, no, but bats in the salad yes. A walmart accidentally sold a salad with a dead bat in it. There was insufficient evidence to determine how contagious the dead bat was, according to reports. At least refunds are available if there was more than one contaminated container.

It's sad when washing, filtering, and observing do not prevent adulterated foods from getting into the food supply.

http://wfla.com/2017/04/08/recall-issued-after-dead-bat-found-in-salad-sold-at-walmart-in-florida/amp/

www.menshealth.com/nutrition/dead-bat-found-in-florida-salad%3Famp

http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/precautionary-recall-of-a-limited-quantity-of-organic-marketside-spring-mix-salad-is-announced-by-fresh-express-300436938.html

Local pharmacy diversified its business. They also cook food for paying customers.

http://www.chesterfieldobserver.com/news/2017-03-08/Front_Page/A_local_drugstore_fends_off_the_chains__the_oldfas.html

Just in time for beauty and the beast: bikinis. If you are fond of other characters then take your pick. Remember sunscreen.

https://enchantedbikinis.com/

http://m.nbc12.com/nbc12/db_352351/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=nKGLhvZn

Kid gets bone cancer and it delays his sister's wedding. A brewery attempts to hurry the wedding along. Click the link above to read about it in more detail and find the "go fund me" page if you want to contribute.

http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/short-film-showcase/109-year-old-veteran-and-his-secrets-to-life-will-make-you-smile

A smoker and alcohol drinker who lived more than 100 years according to National Geographic.