Off topic post because stress is treated with drugs.

Streesed out? How about a trip to visit malaysia?

(They made headlines for misspelling distress and de-stress).

http://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/travel-troubles/67802894/Come-and-distress-Malaysias-stress-ball-mocked-online

http://www.borderchronicle.com.au/story/3015513/come-and-distress-malaysias-stress-ball-mocked-online/

Feel lonely? Don't want to go on match.com? 

Can't afford to visit malaysia?

If you speak Chinese you can participate in a video chat at http://www.bobo.com where according to reuters "girls chat with fans and get gifts…" and describes the style of chinese flirting as a "woman acting in a cutesy child like manner speaking in whiny voice"

http://www.themalaymailonline.com/videos/life/watch/reuters-video-no-sex-please-just-cutesy-flirting-for-chinas-online-hostesse